hello all! This is BFF or the infamous Becky Farley, yes, I really do exsist, unlike snuffelopogus. I am also writing for Holly because she is unable to do so for herself. In fact she has now walked out of my house and decided that she did not want to finish or help me with this at all! As you can all see Holly has an infection- this pictures really do not do it justice. We are not sure where the infection started. If we were to take pictures of all of the places that the infection is we would be considered poronographers and some of Amy's "admirers" on the on-line dating scene would see them and since Holly and I are soooooo smart with computers, we could not figure out how to even write this stupid blog let alone put stars or a line across to block out the innocent places of infection! "Are you there Amy, it's us Holly and BFF!" Anyhoo, ya'all might want to give Holly some extra TLC this week, she accepts mastercard, visa and of course cash! Oh, I'm sure that she will accept any meals or free diaper changes, and if anyone knows of a cheap wet nurse i'm sure that she would like the name.love to all,
BFF, Becky Farley or the non-snuffleopogus (you know from seasame street!)
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Holly....BFF.....Welcome to the wild and wonderful public world of blogging! I SHALL CLARIFY......HOLLY HAS STREP THROAT and A SHRMreast infection...typical of nursing mothers.
Ladies....please keep in mind that there are people who read these things....that will assume that if you have an infection that you would be considered a "Pornogropher" for taking a picture of......left to imagine on our own.....we will ALWAYs go to the least common denominator.......! Please be more specific for your readers......or better yet....don't use the word "infection" on your blogg.
(Or the word moisture, trousures, panties or any other word that I don't like....) Thank you! ----Management!
PS......I want a picture of the alleged farley? And PSS.....since when did the BFF become all internet savvy? I thought she's be way to occupied by the new "Doug-ie-Do"!!! (aka....minivan)
That's horrible! Holly, I'm so sorry!!!
Dear Management,
If the words moisture, trousers, or panties are not able to be used on this blog then I also think that Doug-ie-Do should also be banned since all of those words could be considered in the same realm. P.S. this is not from holly it's from the internet savvy friend.
FARLEY...you can run.....but you can't hide!
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